cypheroftyr:

For w4rgoddess,who asked me why the cider I was drinking was called Angry Orchard.

I feel really stupid because I was staring at this for a full minute thinking “Why would being naturally gluten free make it angry?”
Then I got it.

cypheroftyr:

For w4rgoddess,who asked me why the cider I was drinking was called Angry Orchard.

I feel really stupid because I was staring at this for a full minute thinking “Why would being naturally gluten free make it angry?”

Then I got it.

samlis:

Regina ‘I Just Want My Enemy To Be Happy’ Mills.

Because everyone wants their nemesis to enjoy like everything. 

I can’t help but interpret Emma’s expressions as

#1: “Well hello. Don’t worry, I will. It’s nice.”

#2: “Was that sexual?”

#3: “Sex with you is going to hurt, isn’t it?”

rafi-dangelo:

Alaska reporter quits on air to advocate for legal marijuana.

After reporting on the Alaska Cannabis Club on Sunday night’s broadcast, KTVA’s Charlo Greene identified herself as the business’s owner and said she would be devoting all her energy to fighting for “freedom and fairness.” She then used an expletive to quit her job, and walked off-camera.

(source)

Mostly I’m just shocked that there are Black people in Alaska.  How did we get way up there?  Can you even get good collards?  Do they sell Luster’s Pink Oil Moisturizer in Alaska?  Is there a constant battle against ashyness?  I have so many questions for Charlo Green.

But how many people haven’t dreamed of quitting a job just like that?  I’m jealous.  I mean obviously her career in broadcast journalism is over, but she owns a pot store anyway so she’s fine. Plus, she got that free advertisement in the moment and now she’s about to go viral.  Everybody with a weed card is gonna be hitting up Charlo for their weed because she’s a Boss, so good job girl.  Money couldn’t buy this kind of publicity.

I honestly don’t know what is better:
The way she says “Fuck it.”
Or the way her colleague just clearly has no idea what to do with that.

sonofbaldwin:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

dhaarijmens:

bemusedlybespectacled:

washingtonpost:

In a post-Ferguson world, Americans increasingly doubt the notion of colorblind justice.

HOW THE FUCK DID THE PERCENTAGE GO UP FOR WHITE PEOPLE
IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES A POLICE OFFICER SHOOTING AN UNARMED BLACK KID (AND THEN ATTEMPTING TO COVER IT UP AFTER THE FACT) CONSTITUTE EQUAL TREATMENT IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
LIKE WHO LOOKS AT THAT AND GOES “WELL, BEFORE I THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS RACISM IN OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM, BUT THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENED AND NOW I SEE THAT IT’S PERFECTLY EQUAL”
WHAT THE FUCK

This increase can be explained by an interesting social phenomenon called ‘denial.’

They benefit from not knowing.. and from believing in myths. 

Comparing beliefs before and after Michael Brown’s murder and the surrounding revelations of racism that have sprung out of it, white people, as a demographic believe, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, that the criminal justice system treats whites and blacks equally.That is, MORE white people believe the criminal justice system treats black equally now than they did before Michael Brown’s death.In essence, for white people, blatant systemic oppression and the murder of an unarmed young black man gives them even more reason to believe blacks are treated fairly by the system.This confirms an earlier study that said the more you tell white people that the system is inherently racist, the more they supported harsher punishments for black people: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/08/07/3468368/study-white-people-support-harsher-criminal-laws-if-they-think-more-black-people-are-arrested/Marinate on these inhumanities for a second.




Let’s not discount the excellent deployment of the dog whistle by the Chief of Police (the video of the alleged robbery Brown committed, the robbery that didn’t happen).Which gave white people free license to stop caring.

sonofbaldwin:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

dhaarijmens:

bemusedlybespectacled:

washingtonpost:

In a post-Ferguson world, Americans increasingly doubt the notion of colorblind justice.

HOW THE FUCK DID THE PERCENTAGE GO UP FOR WHITE PEOPLE

IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES A POLICE OFFICER SHOOTING AN UNARMED BLACK KID (AND THEN ATTEMPTING TO COVER IT UP AFTER THE FACT) CONSTITUTE EQUAL TREATMENT IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM

LIKE WHO LOOKS AT THAT AND GOES “WELL, BEFORE I THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS RACISM IN OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM, BUT THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENED AND NOW I SEE THAT IT’S PERFECTLY EQUAL”

WHAT THE FUCK

This increase can be explained by an interesting social phenomenon called ‘denial.’

They benefit from not knowing.. and from believing in myths. 

Comparing beliefs before and after Michael Brown’s murder and the surrounding revelations of racism that have sprung out of it, white people, as a demographic believe, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, that the criminal justice system treats whites and blacks equally.

That is, MORE white people believe the criminal justice system treats black equally now than they did before Michael Brown’s death.

In essence, for white people, blatant systemic oppression and the murder of an unarmed young black man gives them even more reason to believe blacks are treated fairly by the system.

This confirms an earlier study that said the more you tell white people that the system is inherently racist, the more they supported harsher punishments for black people: http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/08/07/3468368/study-white-people-support-harsher-criminal-laws-if-they-think-more-black-people-are-arrested/

Marinate on these inhumanities for a second.

Let’s not discount the excellent deployment of the dog whistle by the Chief of Police (the video of the alleged robbery Brown committed, the robbery that didn’t happen).
Which gave white people free license to stop caring.

Yo so in response to your post about swans belonging to the queen because they were delicious to eat I just wanted to say that Regina did have swan with Rumple that one time and he was all like "You'll get that later." and yeah that's about it I thought I was going somewhere cool with this but it ended up just being that....

If nothing else, I think it means Rumple ships Swan Queen too lol

Haha, I totally misread part of that question. Reading comprehension fail.

There is that moment in the first episode when Emma introduces herself and Regina gets this slightly far off look in her eyes and I swear she’s thinking “Roast fucking Swan. You piece of shit.”

I love that moment.

knight-enchanter:

oHHHHHHHH
SHOTS
FIRED

Oh my god. I read this and I literally, out loud:

knight-enchanter:

oHHHHHHHH

SHOTS

FIRED

Oh my god. I read this and I literally, out loud:

I am sure I’m not the first person to point this out but… Emma Swan. Evil Queen.

In the UK, all unclaimed swans in open water (Emma spending her whole life not having a place to call home or a family) are property of the Crown. In this case… The Queen.

But I think the why is interesting… This all came about because swans were so delicious to eat.

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

sassking-trevor:

Bob and the deli guy.

#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on

I ship them 

Bob’s Burgers always emphasizes loving yourself and accepting others despite how different they may be, all while making it hilarious. It’s seriously my favorite show. I’m glad it’s finally getting the appreciation it deserves!

Let’s not forget that Bob actually does say that he isn’t straight here too.

Because he says “I’m straight” and then follows it with “Mostly straight.”

Someone said something I didn’t like about Harley Quinn and I just… I cannot let that pass.
Summing up my feelings about insulting my precious baby Harley Quinn (this applies to ALL of my precious babies).